Ze Goa Trip (Part Two)

The following dawn brought with it a breakfast of bread, jam and butter. We made a call to get our own jeep and scooty for the rest of our trip. The Jeep was this battered-up white vehicle, which when driven gave the impression hat it might just collapse into a heap of nothingness. The driver's seat had been adjusted to it's frontmost position and then welded, so that driving was really uncomfortable especially for tall people, such as Abhinav who barely managed to fit into the seat. Thus the car had to be driven by vertically challenged individuals, who rushed in to save the day with much glee. But the jeep was also one of the coolest things about the Goa trip and if you're ever going to Goa, do hire a jeep and make sure that you collect the registration certificate for the car, do not accept any bullshit from the car rental agency on that particular item. The Activa was a sleek silver fish ready to cut through the air at speeds unimaginable to the minds of us mere mortals. There was a fierce debate which raged throughout the trip, well not exactly the entire trip, right up until the point when we encountered a Mr. Osman Carvalho, on which vehicle gave a better "feel". I say that though the scooty was fun the real mood of Goa was captured when I was in the jeep.

We decided to visit Fort Aguada, where we thought Dil Chahta Hai had been shot. But first, off to the petrol station. The thing about Goa is that there aren't very many petrol pumps, so you'll have these roadside vendors selling you fuel in 1l bottles. We managed to find one who was in this narrow street just off the main road. Mulle drove to the shop and was just thinking about how much fuel to tank up on, when we suddenly saw Abhinav waving towards us. We waved back, cursed him a little and then shouted back "Saale, tu yahaan par aaja..." but to no avail. Mulle reversed and when we were within shouting distance we heard Abhinav shouting "Oye Ashish tumahare saath hai kya...?" We looked at each other and then replied "Nahi woh toh tere saath tha..." Yup Ashish got carvalhoed :)! Apparently he had been trying to teach Abhinav how to drive the scooty, but before he could get his backside on the pillion seat, Abhinav took off. Frantic phone calls were made and Ashish's only reply to "Where are you?" was "Fort Aguada". Thankfully though he wasn't that pissed off and after filling up on petrol and buying a few bottles of Foster's we were on our way. Fort Aguada was your regular shit-ass fort made boring by the complete lack of hot chicks. There were families over there with little kids and we drank beer over there \m/. We sat on some tower sort of thing and opened up the booze. Families ,who had earlier been coming to catch a glimpse of the bright blue sea from where we were sitting, started taking a slight detour probably cursing us as vile repugnant creatures. But they left us in peace, so we're happy which works out. After snapping a few totally jabhi pics, we moved to one of the roadside shack that are near the fort and bought more beer (Kingfisher's Draught). We drove down to a lighthouse near the fort and there the group split up. Ashish, Mulle, Joshi and Malli went up to the lighthouse and checked out the view from there while Pandu, Gillu, Abhinav and I sat down at a cliff and drank beer. This was definitely one of the best parts of the entire trip, the four of us sitting there and just drinking ice-cold beer. The other guys came down and then went to a beach at the base of the cliff, we just sat and drank more beer. We had, in all, eight bottles of Foster's and twelve cans of Kingfisher. Abhinav taught some foreigners how to sing "Do dil mil rahein hain magar chupke chupke", I was the one who'd drive down to the stalls to get more beer and we all were so happy. The view was amazing, the beer perfect and the company beyond perfect. By the time the others returned we all were a bit whoozy and decided that it was time to be heading back. Gillu and Abhinav went of to sleep in the car which was taken to Sinqeurium Beach. While the remaining sober men went to the beach and admired the sunset, I went to the Taj to take a piss. Nice place that, a spa, nice bathrooms and a very hospitable staff. We then retreated to Ocean Star where Gillu and Abhinav were put in a bed, and we guys left for dinner at Kishore, a place on the main road, which had pretty decent food.

When Gillu and Abhinav, woke up we went down to Calangute for more food and while they ate we just lounged about, went down to the waves and enjoyed the cool breeze. We returned and suddenly this desire to go for a night drive entered our minds. So while Mulle, Ashish, Joshi and Malli slept, we guys got into the jeep and went on the most exhilerating drive of my life. At first we weren't sure where to go but soon one of us saw a board saying "Panjim 15 kms". That was all the encouragement we needed. At top speed we sped on empty roads, the cold wind blasting against our faces boosting our high on life. The roads were a pleasure to drive on dark but still navigable due to well placed reflectors. We reached Panjim and saw this kick-ass yaught, the plaything of some rich bastard anchored in the river Zuari. A few casinos dotted the coastline so we decided to park our car and inquire about the entry charges. The average charge was something like Rs. 2000 with playable non-refundable chips worth Rs. 1000 and food and drinks on the house. We decided to check out other casinos and entered Casino Pride. A woman at the reception told us that the entry charge was Rs. 1500 with the same deal as above. It seemed reasonable to us and we started asking about the games that were played. She looked at us, four twenty-something boys dressed in shorts and cheap t-shirts, and told us "The buy-in for Texas Hold 'em is Rs. Ten Thousand." We all just burst out laughing and she joined. After that, we gave up and decided to try and get some more food, but all the food stalls were closed so we decided to try our luck at Calangute. Pandu drove us back to our hotel, but before that we went down to a place called 24X7, pretty self-explanatory, and grabbed some delicious fish 'n' chips and chilly prawns. At Ocean Star, too tired to do anything except make fun of the others, we all went off into a blissful slumber.

Ze Goa Trip (Part One)

Neither the Tower of Pisa
Nor the majestic Pyramids of Giza
Caused any regret when I left them behind.
Yet for another night at Baga
And one more beer at Fort Aguada
A thousand times by Carvalho I would gladly be fined.

I have been trying to write this entry ever since I came back from Goa but would just get lost in memories every time I tried to pen down something. So now that the hangover is over, finally, I can tell you about the great granddaddy of all trips.

First and foremost, kudos to Ashish and Mulle for rounding up the usual gang of idiots together, getting them to agree on something and then making the required arrangements. The train journey to Goa wasn't anything special. Mulle's paranthas (nothing can beat his mother's culinary skills) ensured a smooth start and it wasn't long before we were taking each others case, having the occasional cigarette (Gillu and I would go to the toilet and smoke cause we saw a sign which said that there was a Rs. 200 fine for puffing on the train. Later,encouraged by the sight of other smokers on the train we pulled our balls together and enjoyed the cigs standing at the train entrance), playing a few hands of poker and basically chilling out in the new environment. Abhinav managed to sleep throughout the journey though he didn't miss out on much. Malli suffered from a mild attack of the Mulle bug (induction, proximity, exchange of bodily fluids, the cause remains unknown) evident from the fact that he took some photos which were very moving and forced us materialistic bastards to take a moment and think about our lives.

We landed at Thivim and were welcomed by a merciless sun, speeding taxis and a landscape dominated by greenery. The cabs dropped us at Hotel Ocean Star, Calangute Beach which was a very good place to put up at, close to the beach and the market, while not being adjacent to the road. The owner, a charming old lady, gave us the key to our "villa", two rooms, a bathroom, a fridge and a cupboard. She sent over two extra mattresses so that the male bonding in this trip would be kept to a bare minimum.

We got ready and then with smiles on our faces, shades on our eyes and extremely dirty thoughts in our minds went down to the beach. At this point I’d like to take a moment and tell the readers that Goa is a place where there are a lot of hot chicks and when I say hot, I mean super-fucking-nova hot. Baga is teeming with hot bods. A visit to Anjana will convince you that you’re in an engineering student’s dream. The chicks at Kerim made me believe that there really is a god. Unfortunately Calangute is not where you want to be if you’re feeling horny. We were actually thankful that the women there were wearing bikinis and were not displaying their goods to all and sundry. It was as if the entire sexagenarian, septuagenarian and octogenarian population in Europe had decided to come to Goa and hold the world’s biggest sagging tits orgy. Talk about KLPD, that bad. The food though was great, which is pretty much true for most of the shacks/restaurants in Goa. We were introduced to gastronomical wonders such as Chicken Cafreal, Prawn Xacuti, Chicken/Prawn Vindaloo and Jeera Rice. Here the fact that we were in Goa also set in and we all ordered beer. Seriously the amount of money and time we guys spent on getting wasted is not funny and by the end of the trip, beer wasn’t even an alcoholic beverage.

Once the food settled down we went down to the beach and started playing some farzi football which eventually ended up with all of us in the sea, thoroughly drenched and enjoying every second of it. At this point of time the group split up with Gillu and me deciding to grab some more food while the others went ahead to a cliff at the end of the beach. Gillu and I sat at Buddha Bar, ordered a couple of beers and prawn pasta (scrumptious). Now, while walking up to the counter both of us noticed this beautiful chick sitting in a hanging chair in an extremely hot green dress and by the time our food was ready and our beers over, she decided to leave. We decided to go and hang out in the chair and when we got there we saw “Stories of Seduction”, a paperback, on the table. What followed was a brief debate on whether to take the book and then search for this girl and return it to her. The math however wasn’t in tune with our desires and we left the book to enjoy the pasta. Our bellies content, we decided to go back to the room, get ready and then buy some booze. On the way to the local theka we were mistaken for a couple of rich kids by a drug-dealer. Our conversation was something on the lines of:

DD (who doesn’t speak, he whispers): Hey you guys want some E?

Gillu (this is a recording of his mental reaction): Maal marenge, maal mare….What the fuck!? Did he just say E? Moti did you hear what he said? Was there a mention of E?

Moti (again a recording): Bandi thokenge, bandi thoken….What the fuck!? Did he just say E? Gillu did you hear what he said? Was there a mention of E?

Gillu and Moti look at each other, shocked and at a loss for words. Finally they manage something.

M and G (G and M didn’t feel right): Nahi bhaiya, thank you…

After some time while wolfing down some Bhel Puri

G: Yaar, isse weed ke liye pooch sakte hain…

M: Haan yaar, iske paas to banta hai hona chal baat karte hain.

M and G: Bhaiya, aapke paas weed hoga…?

DD (whispering continues): Yes, how much do you want…?

M and G (as if they’re buying vegetables): Aap yeh to batao kitne ka bech rahe ho…?

DD: Rs 600 for something like 30 joints…?

M and G: Nahi bhaiya, too expensive and we don’t need that much…

DD: OK Rs 400 but you’ll get a slightly smaller amount of weed…?

M and G: OK bhaiya batate hain (which means screw you guys ima going home).

We bought the booze (A khamba of Haig and a bottle of Port Wine, both of which were never consumed during the trip, along with a few bottles of beer) and then started off on this ass-whooping trek to the other side of the beach. We collapsed mid-way, cursing and out of breath, though thankfully not out of suttas and waited for the others to arrive which was followed by a very relaxing dinner at, the irony of it, Lover’s Corner Shack. We returned to the hotel, led by Malli (who, due to some reason, ran all the way back to the hotel) and collapsed.

Halo

For the uninitiated Halo is an FPS originally for XBox but later ported to PCs. You play as the Master Chief, a SPARTAN-II creation and more importantly for us, a one man army. Initially the enemy is a collection of alien races known as the Covenant but later the focus of the Master Chief's wrath becomes the Flood, a parasitic race which basically eats up almost anything with sufficient biomass. You play first to gain control of Halo, a superweapon. Yup, the planet is a weapon and for better understanding let's just say that the Death Star is a water pistol in comparison. When you realize that the planet will put a halo (sorry couldn't resist) around all the sentient beings in the galaxy, it's up to you to destroy the beautiful ring.

The game is simply put...brilliant. For one thing it has a good weapons array. One gets everything from the up close and personal shotgun to the 8x zoom sniper which can take out most of the Covenant baddies with one well placed round. While the human weapons have to be reloaded at regular intervals, though their ammo can be picked up with relative ease, the Covenant weapons are susceptible to overheating the midst of a battle and also get discharged and thus have to be discarded. The thing about the weapons is that unlike UT or Quake where, as Saksham would put it "Fear not the weapon but the hand that wields it", here you often have to make a choice between two or more very good weapons (the Master Chief can carry only 2 weapons, 4 fragmentation grenades and 4 plasma grenades) and if later you realize that you took the wrong one, you will go back and return with a different weapon in tow.

Another thing is the vehicle design. The vehicles can easily be destroyed by something as puny as the pistol. Find some cover, take a peep, if the vehicle has its back turned, zoom in and take a couple off pops and repeat the process. If you're the one driving the vehicle then your health goes down not the vehicle's (unless it's a Covenant Ghost or Banshee while you're playing the campaign), so even if you get killed a teammate doesn't have to wait for the vehicle to spawn and then join the melee. And it's not as if you're a sitting duck in one of the mechanical monsters of this game. In a multiplayer game, good maneuvering and above average team support should enable a team to rule a map.

The enemies in the campaign range from the stupid and fun-to-kill "Grunts" to I-need-my-mommy-bad "Hunters". I am not an expert on this (have only played Halo: Combat Evolved, that too on normal) but the sequels to the game present a hierarchy for the other races, which makes some units of a particular race harder to kill, something which is there in Halo:CE but not to that extent. Take for example the Elites, the blue ones are easy, the red ones well, a slight pain in the ass but the gold, sword-bearing elites send you ducking for cover. The fact that the AI is also aware of this hierarchy only adds to the game, if you have a bunch of Grunts being led by an Elite, try and take the Elite out first as that will send the Grunts scrambling away, but if you're taking on Spec-Ops Grunts that will make them more determined to send you to your maker. And, contrary to what the makers of Godzilla say, size doesn't always matter. The "Infection Form" of the Flood (really appropriate name for these tiny critters) would put any Mongol horde to shame. The fact that the enemies also use similar tactics to human players, especially in the later levels, such as grenade spamming and hiding around corners only makes the game that more interesting.

The campaign itself is a dream come true for any person who games or writes games, and you often catch yourself wishing to go to a particular place in some level just for the heck of it. Though at some points a bit repetitive, its sheer brilliance is undoubtedly what has propelled Halo as one of the best games today. One of the standouts in the game was the music. The synchronization with the different checkpoints would just send a shiver down my spine me and an appropriate message, whether it be to go into stealth mode, snipe a little and just enjoy the beautiful ecosystem of Installation-04 or check my shields, reload both weapons, frantically search for grenades and basically get ready for some drawn out battles. The best score would undoubtedly be when you get to the checkpoint labeled "The Final Run", beautiful and fitting to say the least.

The multiplayer can be and has been described using many words, though one word speaks more eloquently than any other combination. Addictive. Saksham, Atulya, Akshay and I spent almost the majority of our waking time (that's at least true for me) playing the Halo on LAN in Avinash's room, for three days. One day we started out at 6 in the evening and finally packed up at 3 in the morning with only minor breaks for food (less than 10 minutes) and recuperation. That's like almost 9 hours staring at a tiny screen while screaming at your teammate, taunting the enemy and crying when someone sneaks up behind you and finishes you with the one shot. And if that doesn't tell you enough, one night Akshay had to leave because his wrist had started hurting.

The last few paragraphs on my entry on Halo, detail some of my most favorite moments from the game. The scariest time would definitely be when the flood was first released. You're in this square room which has doors on all the sides and suddenly you see this blot of red on your radar, you turn to see these green spidery things rushing towards you and start firing the assault rifle. The moment you think it's over another red blot on the radar and this time they're a lot more in number. So this is where one starts to learn how to shoot, move backwards, reload, chuck a grenade, switch weapons and jump over the aliens, while keeping an eye on them as well as the ammo count, superfast and then continue with that for 2-3 minutes. The other time I almost pissed myself was when I saw the Hunters for the first time. It was when you try and get aboard the Covenant vessel and suddenly see that these 2 hulking behemoths are being beamed down. At that time the only thought running through my mind was "Fuck..." which was soon replaced by "I need some cover. Goddamnit why did I ditch that goddamn sniper rifle?" and then these two were attacking the shit out of the marines around me while I whimpered behind some rocks. This was also one of the coolest moments, for me, as I eventually (not like after 10 years or anything) came out of hiding and charged at the 2 demons. Armed with the knowledge that these things can be taken down with a shot/melee attack to their orange regions, I did some jumping around and brought these mighty beasts down without sustaining much damage. The first time I encountered the "Zealot Elite", left me dead, as the only thing I saw was this blur of gold and a blue sword coming down on me. The next time, I threw a plasma grenade at it when it charged.

By the end of the game, I changed my style from clearing out one room and then moving to the next to simply running towards the enemies, jumping over them, shooting at the most threatening one and moving into the next room where hopefully a different race would be waiting. There I would go into some corner wait for the 2 races to finish each other off and then come out guns blazing. Did this a lot in the last 2 levels and it really helped. The final levels also get a lot tougher as the Grunts and Elites start throwing plasma grenades at you with pretty good accuracy. Died many times as while engaging on foe, some asswipe would stick me with a grenade and then dash to safety. The only timed checkpoint, which is the last checkpoint before you finish the game was also one big rush of adrenalin. You have to drive a Warthog to a ship to get off the Pillar of Autumn. The catch is that the road ain't exactly straight, you're driving through a battle scene from 300 where you're the star attraction and a timer's counting down at the bottom right of your screen. Talk about "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shiiiiiit...WOOHOO" moments.

So this was about Halo. Hope you enjoyed reading it. And if this entry hasn't pushed you into giving Halo a shot, if you haven't done so already, here's a more personal message. Play the goddamned game.

The best birthday of my life !

I finally realized why people say that no matter what happens, if you've stayed in a hostel you'll never forget that life, whether for good or bad the hostel stays with you.

So it's the sixth of October 2009, the eve of the 21st birthday and I'm out with Samrat, Rohit, Ketan, Abhishek, Kr. Abhishek, Barua, Anshul and Bhaskar, giving this particular batch of hell-spawn a placement and a pre-birthday birthday treat at Bercos. We make complete asses of ourselves at the joint, with Ketan ordering three soups for his dinner and Rohit and I asking the waiter questions like "You've said real strawberries in your dessert do you have an edible version of this dessert with fake strawberries we can eat?" Talk about some deep bullshit. We leave the place, my wallet lighter by a few thousands, stop at Chaurasiya for smoke and these guys force a Benarasi Paan down my throat threatening me with unimaginable torture if I spit that god-forsaken thing out. And then out of the blue I'm drenched in water courtesy Samrat who then pulls out a rubber band ties a pseudo-pigtail on me repeating the afore-mentioned threats if I take it off before midnight. My life flashes before my eyes and I realize that I've been swearing at these guys a lot so maybe, just maybe they might actually live up to their threats, so I leave the pigtail/ponytail on.

We reach the hostel where I bid adieu to my fellow inmates, but not before receiving a vivid description of what will happen to me at midnight. I then while away my time on Facebook and at 11:50 I hear shouts coming from the corridor and I realize that my sands of time are running low. You know what the funniest thing is that just before the actual “celebrations” begin everyone is your best friend, you think you’re the luckiest guy on the face of the earth and then in a flash you’re in a world of hurt. So I open the door and greet the usual gang of idiots Maneet, Atulya, Divya, Sam, Rohit et al. It’s as if I were distributing free food in the hostel. These guys come in give me hugs, the well-wishes and then push me to the first floor where more people wish me. And then all hell breaks loose … I am being thrashed as if I just committed a heinous crime. Some wise guy gets a broom and uses it without being stingy, over the general shouting I hear Abhishek Kumar shouting “Saale, meri placement kab lagegi” and then kicking me driven by whatever emotion he was feeling at that time. I get drenched, thoroughly this time by some over-zealous fool who threw a bucket of water all over me. And then the kicks start hurting and I start screaming for mercy. A couple of guards led by the BCH attendant show up and my friends finally drop me. I get up to catch a glimpse third years looking at me and laughing, when suddenly these guys pull me aside and ask me to cut a cake. I cut it get some of it in my mouth most of it on my face and then see that Rashyap Sahi (also born on the 7th of October) is being led to the scene of the crime. We wish each other and convey our mutual sympathies and I rush upstairs for a bath leaving good ol’ Rashyap to defend himself. I come back from the bath to find something like 8-9 guys in my room who to my delight pull out a cigar which they bought for the occasion. I light it, puff it a little and then pass it around the room. I find my phone see a trillion missed calls and start calling back. Rushil, Sneha, Arijit and the other NSIT guys wish me and laugh at my tale of pain and anguish. Then suddenly Rohit, Divya and Samrat pull me out of the room they take me to the terrace and tell me “Dekh, we haven’t hit you at all so now it’s our turn. Don’t start shouting just 5 kicks from each of us and we’ll let you go.” I agree without hesitation, thinking five is better than twenty-one. Ten minutes later I realize I need to learn the fine art of bargaining. These guys took the meaning of pain to a whole new level and I, on the verge of collapsing, had to beg Divya to stop at three. These three carry me to my room where I lie down for some time and then leave with Saksham and Atulya who have been asking me to come to JCB.

Now, JCB was a wonderful, wonderful surprise! I find Nikhil Mishra, Avinash and Prabhat waiting for me at Nikhil’s room. Atulya gives me a beautiful mug which has photos of him, Kriti and me printed on it and Nikhil hands me a bottle of white wine as my birthday present from all of them. We open the bottle and taste the bubbling gold. It’s something that I’ll never forget, sitting in that chair with a room full of friends, sipping wine and then passing the glass to the person without one. We finish the wine and Nikhil hands me bottles containing vodka and rum which I quickly gulp down. Then we moved to the terrace and I am given the honor of chucking the bottles into the grounds which I do without wasting any time. After lounging for some more time we decide to push off and get some sleep.

The day starts with a lot of pain as I realize that my gluteus maximus hasn’t recovered from the night’s beating. I get ready, have a furious debate on whether to take a cushion with me to class or not and finally push off for the morning lecture leaving the cushion in my room. The morning starts smoothly with a couple of lectures, when I get a call from Gillu calling me to Mech. I skip the remaining lectures and push off to the canteen where I see Gillu, Anish, Kanika, Nitin and Abhinav waiting for me. We order like crazy and are later joined by Atulya, Kriti, Ankit, Prateek, Kanika and Kartik. Then Dikshit sends me to my car saying that something’s wrong with the lock. I find a cool t-shirt on the front seat, a gift from Dikshit and Kanika. I try it on, find the message hilarious and sit down with these guys for a light meal after which we leave for NSIT.

NSIT is the same, relaxing and just care-free. I can roam here in the middle of the night and not be stopped for having a good time. I meet up with the old gang, Vinit, Ashish, Pandu and Mulle. We engage in the classic art of conversation (read bakchodi) and finally when everyone is free split up into two factions and drive off to grab some food. We stop just across High Mirchee, gulp down some delicious chicken momos and see that the other lot is heading towards us attempting to conceal, what turned out to be, a delicious cake. We gain entry into High Mirchee after waiting for some time and then the ordering begins. Drums of Heaven, Tandoori Chicken, Afghani Chicken, Fish Tikka, Long Island Ice Teas and Beer (lots of it)! These guys open up the cake and get the in-house band (brilliant) to sing me the birthday song. And then the food arrives. If our teachers had been there they would have had strokes, the silence for those first ten minutes was just astounding. The focus was the food and drinks nothing else. We stuff ourselves, push off to the hostel and play poker. A power cut interrupts our game but we go out for a stroll in the night and when the power’s back on resume our game. I finally try to get some sleep at Ashish’s room though the mosquitoes don’t let that happen.

Though this blog-entry cum thank-you-note is more than two months late in coming, I would nevertheless like to thank you. Thank you, all of you, those who have been mentioned and those whose presence has been diluted with the passage of time for giving me the one of the best days of life. It’s something that I will never forget. So merci for the best birthday of my life (Homer would say “The best birthday of your life… so far.” but I’ll stick with the former.)

Indestructible

Another mission, the powers have called me away
Another time to carry the colors again
My motivation, an oath I've sworn to defend
To win the honor of coming back home again

No explanation will matter after we begin
Unlock the dark destroyer that's buried within
My true vocation and now my unfortunate friend
You will discover a war you're unable to win

I'll have you know
That I've become

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side, a terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable

Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war!

Another reason, another cause for me to fight
Another fuse uncovered now, for me to light
My dedication to all that I've sworn to protect
I carry out my orders without a regret

My declaration embedded deep under my skin
A permanent reminder of how it began
No hesitation when I am commanded to strike
You need to know that you're in for the fight of your life

You will be shown
How I've become

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side, a terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable

Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war!

I'm indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side, a terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable

Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I am indestructible

Indestructible
Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side, a terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable

Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible master of war!

Another brilliant song by Disturbed. I've been listening to this song for almost a week now on repeat and I still can't get enough of it. The feeling that it inspires is just amazing. Standing in my balcony in the dead of the night with the cold wind blasting at my face, I scream "I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE" at nothing and everything. Woosh! The feeling that I truly am indestructible and god help anyone or anything standing in my way is just exhilarating.

The lyrics just fill you up with that cold-hearted bastard attitude. You're supposed to have pity for the dead and defeated but instead you revel in their demise challenging them to look up and face you, "Take a last look around while you're alive, I'm an indestructible master of war". Amazing.

The video for the song is also mind-blowing. The sight of fearsome and fearless warriors running up to meet their opponents head-on is inspiring to say the least. The best part is when you see the female soldier running, screaming and firing her M4A1 (assuming it is the M4A1). Now that's hot!!!

My friends have been mocking me for getting stuck to one song but FUCK those idiots they don't know the joy this song gives me. In the middle of this article I got up, listened to the song and screamed in my room and it just took away the despair that had been lingering since the evening.

I am indestructible.

Life @ HCCBPL

It's been almost three months since I completed my summer training at Coke and my only regret is that since I returned to DCE I haven't been able to visit the guys due to the placement season.

The training was a real eye-opener. For the first time I understood why people look forward to the weekends and how tough life is actually gonna be when I start out in Deloitte. The daily routine of waking up at 6:30 and returning home at 6:30 was just exhausting, though Mr. Arora's food and the desire to go and check out the hot chicks at the office ensured my survival. Morning traffic and that new road where 80 Kmph was the norm were probably the best things while commuting. The worst time would definitely be when I scraped a divider at 60 distracted by god knows what and was so rattled that my hands couldn't stop shaking till after 10 minutes.

The first thing in office would be to check if Anindita Guha was there and celebrate if she wasn't followed by a dash to the coffee machine (Espresso) or the refrigerator (Diet Coke) for a not so healthy breakfast. What followed was a period of boredom when I would try and get some work done. And then (finally) they would arrive ...drumroll... presenting Priyanka, Mary, Nishant, Aditya and Prabodh, managment trainees from IITs. Dude, these guys ensured that my summer holidays had the holiday part in them. The constant banter between Priyanka and Prabodh, Mary's music and wisecracks and Aditya's quick wit kept me from taking a sick leave and partying at home. The only sad day was was when Mary, Priyanka and Nishant left along with the majority of the other trainees leaving only Aditya, Prabodh and me to work for 8 hours a day. But in a sense that was when the real fun began, the furious games of CS played with one eye on the glass walls, the chick discussions and the regular coffee breaks were just too good to give up. The icing on the cake was when we were shifted to the gym for the last month of our training and our TT sessions (4 hrs daily, yeah baby yeah!) started. My weekly visits to their flat at Sushant Lok followed by a mild dosage of alcohol was also one of the highlights of the last month at Coke.

The last day was a sort of bittersweet symphony sort of thing, the happiness at successfully completing my training intermingled with a feeling of loss at leaving a place where I had spent the majority of my waking hours for 2 months. But it was all worth it.

The other trainees: Aditya, Prabodh, Mary, Priyanka, Nishant, Veena, Nikhil, Meghna, Manjunath and Ankit.

P.S. The food was also incredible... Russian Salad, Vanilla ice-cream with chocolate syrup, noodles, chinese dishes, a new chicken dish everyday... not to forget the unlimited supply of Limca...

The Dark Knight

I had waited for this movie for 2 years. 2 years of going online everyday to check for updates, downloading new teasers/trailers, the works. And on the 18th of July, I finally saw ‘The Dark Knight.’ I went alone because I wanted to believe that this movie had been made for me. For more than 2 hours, my only companion was a bucket of stale popcorn, and yet it was worth it. All my time, the money was insignificant to the wonder of those couple of hours. But as I walked out and sat in my car, a shadow of doubt fell upon me. Was the movie really that good…? Was it one of those rare situations where the hype meets the substance…? Because if it was, then why did I feel a tinge of sadness? Why was I still waiting for more?

The Dark Knight was more than just a movie for me. It was something to look forward too. When I was thinking about it, everything else seemed meaningless. The boredom of everyday life was replaced with a restlessness I hadn’t felt in years. I would spend hours trawling through Wikipedia, just to get a glimpse of what the Joker would be like. I watched the first six minutes of the movie shot on a mobile phone with the enthusiasm of a seven year old. No task was too tedious, no download too large.

“You’ve changed things, forever. There’s no going back,” is what the Joker tells the Batman. I feel that this is me talking to the movie, that if I ever go out to see another movie I will always remember The Dark Knight. And, that will force me to question my decision to watch a second-rate Bollywood flick. Ayn Rand wrote that “…the person who loves everybody and feels at home everywhere is the true hater of mankind… I mean the person who loves Joan of Arc and the salesgirls in dress shops on Broadway–with equal fervor.” So if after this I see ‘Ugly and Pagli’ or ‘Singh is King’ and appreciate them, what does that make me…? I finally understand what that statue meant to Dominique Francon.